When the Movies Get it Right: Hail Caesar! Knows How Boring Being A Lawyer Really Is

When the Movies Get it Right: Hail Caesar! Knows How Boring Being A Lawyer Really Is

How many lawyers went to law school because they were inspired by a TV or movie lawyer? I bet the number is not zero. Most of the time, you ask a lawyer why she went into the profession, she'll probably rattle off a list: earning potential, prestige, intellectual challenge, the opportunity to help others, etc. And all those are probably true. But let's face it, we live in a pop-culture saturated world and most of us would be lying if we denied being inspired, on some level, by what we saw on screen. I myself was unduly influenced by A Few Good Men. Now I probably would have become a lawyer anyway, but I can't deny that movie was the final push I needed to sign up for the LSAT. I even tried to become a JAG at one point because of it and fortunately (or unfortunately) the U.S. Navy saw right through me.

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I Will Not Tell You Where To Get Free Forms Online

“Greg,” a prospective client might ask me, “Where can I find a free online form to create my contract/document/will?”

“I don’t recommend doing that,” I would likely respond.

“But isn’t the democratization of the law something to celebrate?” they might retort. “Why are you against progress?”

Just to be clear, I’m not against the public having access to affordable and useful legal information (what do you think this blog is, after all?) and I’m very much in favor of people with genuine financial limitations having SOMETHING rather than nothing. So in a pinch, if you can’t afford a lawyer, a template document can be a useful tool.

But it’s true that I don’t like free online forms and don’t trust them. And if you’re not in dire financial straits, I don’t recommend using them. Why?

  1. You don’t know what’s in them. The legalese in these forms can be confusing and because of that, the form might contain language that isn’t applicable to your situation, or worse, is actively harmful to your interests. I’ve seen first hand how badly this can go… several years ago I had a client who used an online form to license his work to another party. But because he selected the wrong form, he accidentally ended up selling the rights to his work outright and wasn’t able to get them back. There’s a reason lawyers spend so much time and money on schooling and then years working for other attorneys… to build up the knowledge base and skills needed to understand how to read and write these documents.

  2. They’re not written for your needs. While forms can sometimes be a useful jumping off point, they can fail to address issues that are unique to your situation. Not all documents are made equal and you may require specific language in yours that a form can’t anticipate. And if you intend to use a contract template over and over again, there may be differences between your own clients that necessitate changes between contracts. For example, you may require different payment terms for different clients because one has proven to pay timely and reliably and another has proven to be delinquent. A form is designed to be a one-size fits all approach that may not be appropriate for you.

  3. They can’t anticipate what you don’t know to look for. Let’s be honest. You don’t know what you don’t know. That’s why you hire a professional anytime something bad happens with your car, your house, your lower back, etc. Using a form that can’t anticipate your knowledge level means you could be leaving money on the table you didn’t know you had a right to; it could leave out important clauses that protect your interests and include clauses that harm you; it could result in ambiguous terms that neither party can understand; it could force you into arbitration when you’d rather use the court system. You may end up worse than you started because you didn’t know what to look for.

  4. They may not be legally valid in your state. While many contract provisions are valid no matter where you live, some states have very specific rules regarding contract construction or formalities that a form may not pick up on. For example, if you are drafting a will, some states may require you to have it notarized and attested while others don’t. Some states may permit a contract to be modified while other states may forbid it. Failing to check your state's specific language requirements for documents may render them legally invalid.

I understand that attorneys are expensive and I also know there’s a subset of people who just want to DIY everything, but the benefit to having an attorney draft your document is that you’ll be able side-step these pitfalls while also having your needs met in real time. So no, I won’t tell you where to find free form templates online. Partly because I want you to pay me to do it for you, but largely because I want you to get it done right.

Why “Is This Legal?” Is The Hardest Question I Get As A Lawyer

Why “Is This Legal?” Is The Hardest Question I Get As A Lawyer

The truth is, the law is rarely cut and dried. All laws have exemptions and immunities. Sometimes new laws come into being and replace old laws and no one really knows how they will apply. Sometimes old laws fall out of practice but never come off the books, waiting for creative attorneys to bring them back into the fold. Some laws that seem well-settled can become unsettled if the political landscape changes or unforeseen situations arise that allow for new interpretations of the law. And even where the law is settled and in no danger of becoming unsettled, no two cases are ever exactly alike, so the principles that apply in one case make not apply in another, even if they look similar to a casual observer.

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The Foggy Effect: Daredevil Season Two Shows Us What Good Lawyering Really Is

Greetings friends! I’ve returned from my two-month sabbatical to give you a take so hot you better cover your face if you don’t want your eyebrows singed off. Ready for it? Daredevil season two is pretty great about showing what it’s like for lawyers to excel at work they don’t even like.

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Why Asking Nicely Works Or How Coke Got A Bunch Of Free Publicity And Mad Men Got The Ending It Wanted

It's been my experience that when you want something - a discount, a favor, a deal - all you need to do is ask nicely. Obviously this isn’t applicable to all situations. High level deals don’t happen just because someone asked nicely and I’ll admit a certain degree of optimism (naïveté?) about peoples’ willingness to help. But in life and in business I have found this to be true more often than not

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